Yay me!!

Names have been changed to protect the crazy.

Phone rings

"Yes boss"

"God damnit I need you to come here"

Never a good thing to hear from your boss, but for some reason it didn't bother me I thought he just needed to vent about someone else.

"What up?"

"Shut the door"

Still not bothered.

"Ms. Crackerjack just spent 10 minutes bitching about you."

I almost got mad but instead I laughed.  Not sure what came over me but I liked it.
Normally I would have went to Ms. Crackerjack and snapped.  I didn't even get defensive.

"She said you were difficult to work with and won't do anything she asks you to because you don't like people telling you what to do."

"Well I can't argue with her there." I laughed it off and explained my side of the story.

I honestly didn't care what she had said about me!

WFT? How did that happen??

Of course I was still a smartass and went around telling everyone how difficult I am to work with.  I figure it's my reward for keeping my shit together.